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{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}
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{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
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