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\"Trash\" is a single by the English rock band Roxy Music taken from their sixth studio album Manifesto (1979), their first after the comeback that followed the three years hiatus. It peaked at number 40 in the UK charts.\n\"Trash\" was backed by a softened arrangement of the same song, called \"Trash 2\", which was made available on the box set of The Thrill of It All (1995).
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