{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
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Balthazar Napoleon IV de Bourbon claims to be the senior descendant of the House of Bourbon and thus the pretender to the throne of the defunct Kingdom of France.
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{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}
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